Summary: Ianto and Owen are undercover as a married couple on a gay cruise. What could possibly go wrong?
Characters/Pairings: Ianto Jones, Owen Harper; Ianto/Owen (kinda sorta)
Rating: R (for language--it's Owen!)
Word count: 100
A/Ns: This is part six of the "My Big Gay Cruise" drabble series. Each part is a stand-alone drabble. Previous parts are here: (LJ/AO3). Written for the fan_flashworks amnesty challenge "The Lost Hour" and the tw100 How I Met Your Mother reverse fandom challenge: "The Time Travelers".
X-posted. Please forgive me if this is déjà vu all over again.